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Friday, February 18, 2005
Top Ten Most Common Questions About The Gates
Why?
Twenty-five million for drapes?
Will it improve my cell phone reception?
When I get mugged by a guy hiding behind a giant curtained
arch, which city agency should I sue?
What's this I hear about filling up Central Park with Crisco?
Where do I report a gate-jacking?
This is a joke, right?
If you rearrange the letters in "Christo" you
can spell "Ostrich".
Would you describe this more as a colossal waste of money
or a colossal waste of time?
Is it urine-proof?
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Could someone please lift this collapsed 700-pund gate off me?
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How long until they'll all be covered in pigeon crap?
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Do I need to put my keys, change, and watch in a tray
before going through?
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Are they wide enough for Michael Moore to fit through?
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What's the best way to remove orange paint from my tounge?
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If I like the Central Park Gates, does it mean I'm gay?
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