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Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Secretary
Files all documents under "D" for "Document".
Types 60 words a week.
Autopsies on her last 5 bosses show lethal amounts of wite-out.
"Flu attacks" suspiciously coincide with Yankees
home day games.
Wears inappropriately short skirts, no matter how many
times you tell him not to.
Will only dispense "petty cash" to Tom Petty or
one of the Heartbreakers.
Instead of chatting by water cooler, goes 30 miles away to
chat by reservoir.
You asked if anyone called--he said, "I'm not here to
talk about the past, I'm here to talk about the present."
Every night tries to fax self home.
Filed a sexual harassment lawsuit because you asked her to
take dictation.
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Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
