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Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Car Has To Be Recalled
Windshield wipers are on the inside
Salesman offered to knock $500 off your funeral
To make a right turn, you have to get out of car and
physically turn wheels
You peel back the license plate and see "Saddam 1"
Feature that sets it apart from other cars? It's always on fire!
The "fan belt" spits venom and coils around your neck
Horn only audible to dogs
Bucket seats? Actual buckets
Dealer brags, "This is the car Stephen King owned
when he wrote 'Christine'".
From transmission you hear the unmistakable cries of James Brolin
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When you turn the key, photocopies shoot out from under
the hood
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Hybrid technology involves a small electric motor and two
guys pushing
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Steel windshield, glass frame
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It hasn't been pimped, but it's riding a half-inch off the ground
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The Japanese model name translates to "deathtrap"
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Gear selector has a setting labeled "Surprise me!"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
