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Monday, June 13, 2005
Top Ten Things Overheard During The Michael Jackson Verdict
"We the jury find the defendant not guilty--oh God,
did I say the wrong one?"
"Of course he's nervous--look how pale he is"
"Will Mr. Blake and Mr. Simpson please keep the
laughter down?"
"No, I think he'll do fine in prison"
"I'm a celebrity in an L.A. courtroom--I like my chances"
"Do you think this'll be on the news tonight?"
"We the jury find the defendant creepy"
"Michael, good news--I just saved 15 percent on my
car insurance by switching to Geico"
"Wait, have Tito, Latoya and Jermaine always been on
the jury?"
"Another case of a white guy getting preferential treatment"
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