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Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Top Ten Messages Left On Michael Jackson's Answering Machine
"It's Tito--congratulations. Could I borrow 50 bucks?"
"Barbara Walters here. I'll double any interview
offer and throw in a giraffe"
"This is the courthouse lost and found. Can you
describe the nose in question?"
"This is your bank--curious about the 12 checks you
wrote for 'jury bribes'"
"This is your neighbor. Could you please send someone
to get your chimp out of my pool?"
"Happy Father's Day from the lab where we artifically
inseminated your sham wife"
"Change your outgoing message, dude--'Thriller' was
like 20 years ago"
It's Martha. Disregard the letter with cell-decorating tips"
"Tom Cruise here. I'm calling every person in America
to tell them I'm in love with Katie Holmes"
"Hi, it's Saddam Hussein. Now how do I get one of
them idiot juries?"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
