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Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor is Batman
Always complaining about his "rubber suit rash"
When you mention Superman, he rolls his eyes and mutters, "pantywaist"
His teen son drove to the prom in the Batmobile
Is re-roofing his house to fix loose shingles and
grappling hook damage
Who's banging on his door at 4 AM but an angry, knocked-up Catwoman
Introduces his parents--Carl and Linda Batman
You hear him on the phone asking J. Crew if they carry
seersucker cowls
On Thanksgiving, you see green lantern holding a JELL-O mold
When he goes on vacation, asks if you'll water his plants
and grease his bat pole
He's a recluse in a weird outfit with a young sidekick (
Sorry, that's a sign your neighbor is Michael Jackson)
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At the zoo, trembles with rage when he sees a penguin
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Recycling includes catalogs from "Utility Belt
Discount Barn"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
