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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
  
Goodbye Gatorade, hello Colt 45
For next two stages will be riding a unicycle
Is only giving 109%
Shouts, "Which one of you French bastards want my autograph?"
Yesterday rode twenty miles out of his way looking for whores
Already put the yellow championship jersey for auction on eBay
Lets fans ride on the handlebars
During stage 18, took in the noon showing of "Wedding Crashers"
On alternate days, substitutes his fat brother Dennis Armstrong
Took detour to nail Jude Law's nanny
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