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Monday, August 08, 2005

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Seeing "The Dukes of Hazzard"
  
"What is my tolerance for the phrase, 'Yee-Haw'?"
"If the car don't talk, how good can this film be?"
"Does this violate the terms of my house arrest?"
"They allow Skoal chewin' in this here theater?"
"Is there a better way to simultaneously waste ten bucks and two hours?"
"Do I get a discount if I went to Duke?"
"Will this be the film for which Johnny 'Jackass' Knoxville is finally recognized by the Academy?"
"Should I read the book first?"
"What would Cooter do?"
"Should I take Laura or Cheney?"
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