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Monday, September 12, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Working With Al Qaeda
"Greets you every day with, 'Good morning, infidel'"
"Spent weekend at mall looking for back-to-school turbans"
"His paper route includes the mountainous Tora Bora region"
"Keeps mocking you for only having the one wife"
"Blind Sheik always coming over to play Grand Theft
Auto on Xbox"
"You're getting gas for 12 cents a gallon"
"He's saving his allowance to buy a camel"
"Find yourself saying, 'No Al Jazeera 'til you finish
your homework'"
"Bedroom is covered with posters of Lebron James and
Ayman Al-Zawahiri"
"At dinner, angrily declares, 'Death to meatloaf'"
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Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
