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Monday, December 12, 2005
Top Ten Perks Of Winning The Heisman Trophy
"Trophy can be used as ID at airports"
"Now when coach gives me pointers, I can say, 'And
how many Heismans have you won?'"
"Lifetime supply of pigskin"
"Microchip in the trophy gets me through E-Z Pass"
"The trophy holds 10,000 songs"
"Now maybe someone on the team'll get a date besides
pretty boy Matt Leinhart"
"Steinbrenner's trying to get me to sign with the Yankees"
"I now have the world's most valuable paperweight"
"Secret code for 'Madden NFL 2006' video game that
lets me see John Madden naked"
"You're the only Bush with an approval rating over 40%"
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Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
