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Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Top Ten Signs You Chose The Wrong Guy For A Carpool
"Before starting the car, hands you an organ donor card"
"Says he can fit one more if you sit on his lap"
"Keeps asking if you'd like to learn about the joys
of Scientology"
"Turns to you and says, 'Hey, wanna see the airbags?'"
"Introduces you to his friend Chet, but there's no
one else in the car"
"Keeps playing Regis' Christmas CD"
"Wants you to think of it not so much as a carpool,
but a getaway car"
"The three carpoolers in the back are bound and gagged"
"Never met him yet his dashboard is covered with
Polaroids of you"
"Whenever you stop at a red light, gently strokes
your thigh"
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Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
