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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Top Ten Slogans For The New Sex Soda
  
"Have a glass for your fine ass"
"Soft drink? I don't think so..."
"Goes down nice and easy...just like you"
"Get fizzy, get bizzy"
"Makes more than your tastebuds tingle"
"Available in 'Classic' or 'Brokeback'"
"Why not put a kitty in your pants?"
"Have a coke and a smile, a smoke and a long satisfying nap"
"It's like a carbonated lapdance"
"Get it in the can"
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