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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Top Ten Good Things About Winning A Gold Medal (Presented By
Olympic Gold Medal Winning Speed Skater, Chad Hedrick)
It holds 10,000 songs
For one week, the government won't tap my phone
As long as I'm in Italy, complimentary meatballs
It's accepted as a one hundred dollar chip at any Trump casino
Flash this baby, and you'll never have to serve jury duty again
Makes one kick-ass belt buckle
It's the perfect counterpart to my 8th grade chess trophy
I've already been approached by "Skating with Celebrities"
I won a prestigious award without having to play a gay cowboy
It deflects stray gunshots from Dick Cheney
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Fifty cents off bags of Gold Medal Flour
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Can melt it down and make the world's only gold plated
shrimp fork
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
