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Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Top Ten Signs Your Doctor Is Drunk
Sterilizes his instruments with Cuervo
Before him is a tray of gauze, swabs, and green olives
Giggles every time he asks for suction
Climbs in the MRI machine with you
As you go under, you hear the words "amputate"
and "head"
Left a pack of Camels in your chest cavity
While listening to the heart monitor says, "Shhh. I
love this song"
Checks your reflexes by hurling a beer nut at your face
Brags that he was Slobodan Milosevic's guy
After checking you for a hernia, says, "Now you do me"
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