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Monday, March 20, 2006
Top Ten Reasons Dick Cheney Won't Resign
Trying to fix up Condi Rice with his daughter
Turns out when you shoot somebody, if you're not vice
president, you gotta do time
Bush leaves at two every day and then it's margaritas and Fritos
Set the solitare high score on his office computer
Wants to see if he can help Bush get his approval rating
under ten
Too hard to give up Vice Presidential Discount at D.C.
area Sam Goody stores
Wants to stay on the job until every country in the world
hates us
Extra-zappy White House defibrillators
Undisclosed location has foosball and whores
Why quit when things are going so well?
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White House cafeteria has free Bacon Bits
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Finally figured out how to spell "Condoleezza"
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Wants to be around to take credit for victory in Iraq in 2016
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Let's just say the monitors in the situation room, get
every channel, unscrambled
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Has yet to secure his desired legacy as the "Hip Hop Veep"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
