CBS Logo

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Top Ten Signs You're On A Lame Spring Break
  
Your hotel room offers a breathtaking view of the Persian Gulf
The package is 5 days, 2 nights
Closest thing you get to a sunburn is a rash from the hotel linens
Instead of a wet t-shirt contest, there's a less satisfying "wet hat" contest
Limbo stick looks an awful lot like a human femur
Difference between the presidential suite and a regular room? Free Q-Tips
Ask where to take a swim, the concierge suggests mall fountain
The bed in your room is not a water bed but it's awfully damp
Conga line ends at Scientology Center
Most action you got was when mom kissed you goodbye
·

Only thing in minibar is medicine for asbestos poisoning

·

The sign at the concierge reads: "Watch out for black market organ thieves and enjoy your stay!"

·

Everyone on the beach is wearing Hazmat suits

·

Let's just say the hottest "girl" there has an artificial hip

·

Instead of tiny umbrella in your drink, there's a severed finger

Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries
With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
 Watch now
Top Ten Barack Obama Plans To Fix The Economy
 Watch now
Okkervil River
 Watch now
January 8, 2009
 Watch now
Print Send to a friend

Advertisement