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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Top Ten Staffer Birthday Wishes For Me, Dave
  
You may be 59, but you don't look a day over 80
Producer, Sheila Rogers
My wish is that you stop showing up to the office drunk
Costume Designer, Susan Hum
Hope your cake didn't taste too anthrax-y
Head Carpenter, Harold Larkin
I'm sorry your coffee was so hot this morning
Writer, Joe Grossman
When is your heart going to explode so we can have another month off?
My assistant, Mary Barclay
How much longer are you going to force us to watch those Scientology videos?
Production Runner, Eddie Valk
I got you the same thing you got me... nothing
Coordinating Producer, Kathy Mavrikakis
Quit holding your breath, grandpa -- Drew Barrymore ain't here
Head of Security, Bill DeLace
What do you get the man who hates everything?
Executive Producer, Jude Brennan
This year, try not to be such an ass****
Makeup Artist, Michele O'Callaghan
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