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Friday, April 28, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Prom
Your date's hairstyle is best described as early Barbara Bush
You're slow-dancing next to your science teacher and his
dressed up lab skeleton
It's scheduled for Tuesday at 10:00 AM
Not only is D.J. playing Bryan Adams, D.J. is Bryan Adams
Instead of ice, punch bowl is chilled by the frozen head
of Ted Williams
Principal interrupts festivities with a short film on Scientology
The janitor is mixing the punch with his wrench
Prom giveaway is a handful of last week's sloppy joe meat
It's chaperoned by Whitney Houston
The prom queen is named "Glenn"
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Hors d'oeuvres table is loaded with shop teacher's severed
fingers and cocktail sauce
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You're the only one not wearing a "Lord of the
Rings" costume
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Someone from Balco spiked the punch
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Just made out with your date, problem is, it's your cousin
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The D.J.'s music collection is nothing but Regis Philbin CDs
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The theme is "Under a Sea of Staggering Despair"
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It's at the Islamabad Sheraton
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It breaks up around 7:30 PM
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Music is provided by janitor blowing into his jug of bleach
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
