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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You
Post office wall has several photos of you sleeping
Your houseplant occasionally sneezes
Domino's keeps delivering to unmarked van parked across
the street
Birthday card from your mom has several words blacked out
You get nominated for "Outstanding Lead Performance
in an NSA Surveillance Video"
Your dishwasher functions are "Wash,"
"Rinse" and "Record"
Local news only reporting things that happen in your
living room
Every time you say goodbye on the phone, you hear a
strange voice say, "Roger that, Chico"
You googled a recipe for humus and the FBI raided your house
Suddenly discover there's an antenna bolted to your ass
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Sorry, no Top Ten Extras today!
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
