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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Friday, July 14, 2006
Top Ten Questions Received By The Coppertone Hotline
"How much longer do I have to drink this stuff before
I start getting tan?"
"Can I substitute your sunblock for pina colada mix?"
"Hey, my initials are SPF - - isn't that nuts?"
"Can you send someone over to oil me down?"
"Do you sell moonblock?"
"Hey mad dog - - shouldn't Barry Bonds pack it up and
go on home already?"
"Does it work on kitties?"
"Is David Copperfield there?"
"This is Larry King - - can you do my back?"
"How about phone-sex three-way with you and the
butterball hotline?"
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Sorry, no Top Ten extras tonight!
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
