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Friday, September 22, 2006

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Eating Spinach
  
Was my spinach properly sprayed with Lysol?
Isn't it still safer than eating a New York City hot dog?
So all those years my mom made me eat spinach, she was trying to kill me?
Is this the right side dish for my Mad Cow burger?
Are my papers in order?
If I get sick, will my wife TiVo Ventriloquist Week on the Late Show?
Should I also avoid kale?
If I'm going to eat something deadly, shouldn't it be delicious Pop-Tarts?
What would Popeye do?
Do I really want my obituary to read: "Man Dies A La Florentine?"
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