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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Voting For Schwarzenegger
"Do I feel comfortable having a governor who oils his chest?"
"Have I thoroughly considered Stallone, Van Damme and Seagal?"
"Is 'Come on, it'll be funny' a good reason to vote
for someone?"
"Has he done enough to make California a laughingstock?"
"How can I be sure he'll be just as Schwarzeneggy
this time around?"
"Can I bench-press more today than I could three
years ago?"
"What would Predator do?"
"Will he cut taxes on steroids?"
"He won't embarrass us, will he?"
"Have I lost my mind?"
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"They're not gonna make me spell it, are they?"
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"To understand his victory speech, will I have to buy
an 'English To Broken English' dictionary?"
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"Is he pro-wiener schnitzel?"
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"Is there anyone less qualified I could vote for?"
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"Would I rather write-in Lou Ferrigno?"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
