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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Top Ten Messages On O.J. Simpson's Answering Machine
"This is Rupert Murdoch -- You're not going to kill
me, are you?"
"I'm calling from ABC. Want to be on our new show
'Murdering With The Stars'?"
"Hey, it's Kato. Do you need to borrow some money?"
"It's the morgue. Our numbers are down. Are you on vacation?"
"Betty, your neighbor -- You know who stabbed our mailbox?"
"I'm calling from Domino's. Our delivery guy was
there and hasn't come back"
"It's Gene Shalit -- Now I can't use my review
calling your show 'A bloody good time'"
"This is the golf course confirming your killing
spree time, I mean your killer tee time at 9"
"It's Tom Cruise. Katie and I want to thank you for
the lovely kitchen knives"
"Robert Blake here -- We still on for dinner?"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
